JaneDoeNg: 2016

Friday 23 September 2016

28 Things You DON'T Want To Hear In Surgery

1 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor. We are going to need a mop.

3 " Accept this sacrifice. O Great Lord of Darkness"

4 Bo! Bo! Come back here with that. Bad Dog!!

5 Wait a minute. If this is his spleen then what's that?

6 Give me that… Uh…that…uh…thingie.

7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

8. Oops ! Has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff?

9. Darn! There goes the light again.

10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck this guy has got two of them.

11. Everybody stand back. I lost my contact lens.

12. Can you stop that thing from beating. It's throwing my concentration off.

13. What's this doing here.

14. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here

15 That's cool! Now you can make his leg twitch.

16. I wish I hadn't forgotten my lens.

17. Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

18. Anyone see where I left that scalpel.

19. Now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of an ape. OK let's take a picture from this angle.

20. Sterile schemerile. The floor's clean right.

21. This is truly a freak of nature

22. This patient has already had some kids, right.

23. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

24. Don't worry I think it is sharp enough.

25. What do you mean " you want a divorce"!

26. She's gonna blow. Everybody take cover!!!

27. FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!! Everybody get out now!!!

28. Darn!!! Page 47 of the manual is missing.

Friday 9 September 2016

Checkout this artwork a fan made for Mercy Johnson

A Nigerian artist and fan of actress Mercy Johnson made this lovely artwork of her . She took to her instagram page to show her appreciation.

Yvonne Jegede In Ankara Outfit

Nollywood actress Yvonne Jegede Dazzled in this Ankara inspired outfit today

Can You Guess The Latest Disney Star To Come Out

Over the years we've seen a lot of Disney stars publicly come out as gay from Miley Cyrus who dated both men and women after splitting up with Liam Hemsworth to Demi Lovato whose hit song 'Cool For The Summer' talks mainly about experimentation. Demi even confirmed it by saying most of her songs are based on personal experiences. Selena Gomez has also revealed that she's more open and we have Cara Delevingne to thank for that. But today's post isn't about them at all its about the latest Disney star to come out about their sexual orientation. Shake it up's Bella Thorne recently revealed that she's bisexual in a recent Q&A on Twitter with her fans. She has since received immense support from her fans.

Tuface Idibia And Wife Cozy Up In This picture

Award winning singer Tuface Idibia and his wife Annie look cute together in this picture shared on Annie's instagram page

Rihanna Is Smoking Hot In This Picture

Barbadian singer Rihanna is smoking hot in this newly released picture... literarily. Check it out

Michelle Aigbe Looks Cute In This Photo

The daughter of Nollywood actress Mercy Aigbe shared this picture on her page to her fans

Thursday 8 September 2016

Check out Nadia Buhari's Outfit To A Friend's Wedding

Ghanian actress Nadia Buhari attended a wedding recently. Take a look at the dress she wore to it

WizKid's Bae Justine Skye Shines In New Photos

American Singer Justine Skye who is currently dating Nigerian Sensation Wizkid posted these beautiful photos on her instagram recently

Toyin Aimukhu On Set Of New Movie 'THE SICK'

Nollywood actress Toyin Amuikhu is on set of her new movie the sick . See photos she posted on her instagram

Yvonne Jegede Flaunts Engagement Ring

Nollywood actress Yvonne Jegede who is engaged to late veteran actress Bukky Ajayi's son flaunted her beautiful engagement ring today. She captioned it partner in crime . Awww

Rita Dominic Pictured With Mark Zuckerberg

Talented actress was pictured with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg . She posted this picture on her instagram.

Wednesday 7 September 2016

Kylle Jenner and Tyga Spotted in NYC

Kylie Jenner and Tyga just couldn't help but show sweet PDA during their outing in New York City on Tuesday. The on-again, off-again couple cuddled up while taking a walk after attendingKanye West's concert with other members of Kylie's family. Kylie, who looked casual in a black t-shirt and Vans, also showed offher new bleach-blond hair. After briefly splitting earlier this year, it seems these two are backto being young and in love.

Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Breakup

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston popularly called HiddleSwift by fans and media have split.

Reports indicate that their split was amicable and there's no bad blood between the two.

Taylor and Tom were said to have met at the Met Gala this year and got along pretty well.

The 'Blank Space' singer and Tom were later spotted in a beach near Taylor's Rhode island home and engaged in a very public romance for the next couple of weeks.

After the breakup was announced fans of both stars have taken to social media to show their support.

Five Reasons Why Fifth Harmony Might Break Up Soon

In recent weeks, fifth harmony has been in the eye of the media not just because of their chart topping songs but also because of the many controversies surrounding them. From Normani leaving Twitter because of racist tweets and Camilla's early departure from a concert. We are not sure how long this group will stay together. Here are five reasons why Fifth Harmony's career is over and why they will eventually split.

1. Camilla

Despite everything, Camilla Cambello is not doubt the group's lead. She's the Beyonce of Destiny's child and the Timberlake of N'Sync. Camilla's solo career has been great so far. Her duet with Canadian singer-songwriter Shawn Mendes was met with positive reviews and stayed on the charts for a decent number of weeks. If she decides to leave the group to pursue a solo career we won't be surprised. She's pretty cool.

2. Alleged disunity among members

There were rumors about a feud between band members Camilla Cambello and Normani Hamilton although Normani cleared the air about the whole issue. There's also the fact that Camilla has been labelled a racist by some fans on more than one occasion. This can no doubt cause tension in the group and lead to their end.

3. Rappers

What do all fifth harmony hit songs have in common? Answer: A rapper.
Work from home, Worth it, All in my head. Even though they are already five in a group fifth harmony can't seem to get a great song without a rapper being in it.

4. Sex Appeal

Am I the only one who is sick and tired of seeing scantily clad women shaking their rear ends in a bid to sell music. Your voice or music should speak for you not your body and fifth harmony is well known for that.

5. Overrated

From all that I have mentioned it is clearly that fifth harmony is grossly overrated and may split up soon.

Checkout Mercy Johnson's birthday message to Eniola Badmus

Eniola Badmus celebrates her birthday today and Mercy Johnson sent her this message. How lovely

Troops arrest another wanted Boko Harm commanders

The Nigerian Army on Wednesday said that troops fighting to rid the North East of remnants of Boko Haram terrorists have arrested one of the group’s wanted Commanders.

This disclosure was made in a statement from Army headquarters signed by Col Sani Usman in Abuja.It reads, “The Boko Haram suspect on the wanted list number 105, Muhammed Bulama, has been arrested by troops on Tuesday 6th July 2016 in Yobe State.

“Bulama was arrested along side 2 other suspected Boko Haram terrorists; Ardo Abba Muhammed (elder brother to Bulama as claimed) and Muhammadu Kaigama, in Azare community, Gujba Local Government Area of Yobe State, with the help of the local vigilantes in the town.Muhammed Bulama arrested

“They were arrested riding onhorseback and bicycle shepherding some sheep towards market.“During preliminary investigation, the suspected terrorist personally confirmed his photograph onthe wanted list and further revealed that he specialized on rearing animals for the terrorist group.

“He further confessed that they came to the village to sell the animals as they had ran out of cash in their hideout and would also get some food items back to for the upcoming Sallah festivity.”